Ian's Pissed Off Page

Don't get me wrong, I enjoy Christmas as much as anybody, but is it really necessary to get all your Christmas decorations out in October? I walked past one house that had fully decorated the outside of their house and their windows with Christmas lights... I mean, it's annoying enough to go into shops in late August and find they are filled with the usual Christmas "goodies", but isn't it a little early for the Christmas decorations just yet??

Darling, I didn't mean to be taken SERIOUSLY!

Isn't it annoying when tourists going to a country they are really looking forward to visiting get subjected to rudeness from that country's citizens (more than what you would expect in general day-to-day life) and the excuses that various Americans come up with are "everybody does stuff different" (i.e. I guess this means that "doing stuff different" = Americans are rude because that's the way they are) and weird rants from people who go on about puritans, blah, blah, blah.

P.S. I'm not actually English and wasn't even born anywhere near the place - sorry to disappoint you Aria :o)!

Earlier today when I was walking out to the parking lot, when I approached my car someone threw a whole cake on my windshield. It was just thrown on the windshield. Why do people do this? Either they hate me or they're jealous or both. How can people stoop to a level this low?

Okay, at the risk of sounding really horrible, I really, really get pissed off when someone decides to end it all by chucking themselves under the train. They don't seem to do this in the morning or during the day, but during the evening peak hour when hundreds of people are trying to get home after the usual crap day at work. These people are do damn selfish - not only do they disrupt the lives of ordinary people trying to get home to relax, they also decide to end their sad and sorry life by causing as much trauma as possible to the driver of the train they chuck themselves under. It would be way to much to end their life by going quietly somewhere and ending it all - no they prefer to cause as much trauma and hassle for everyone else as well. BASTARDS!!!

Dude, if you have to fumble around with a gate for a few hours, you must be doing something wrong and should seek help!!!

So Americans are stuffy, stupid, and unhelpful, mmm? Well thanks for sending over the best and brightest to start the party, you English pricks! I recently discovered that they celebrate Thanksgiving in England, too... it's called "Fuck Off, Puritan!" day.

If you wanted this great nation to become anything worth visiting, why did you send a bunch of religious nutcase fuckwits to get us off to a great start, mmm? Why didn't the Europeans -- I'll be fair, it wasn't JUST the English... the Puritans were kicked out of every respectable country in the civilized world -- get together and send over the Italian yacht with the gilatto machine? That was the sexy boat, dammit!

You know what, I think we Americans should return the favour... maybe by sending a group of crazed rifle-toating Texan militia men back to YOUR country!

This totally and completely pisses me off as normally homophobics are uncomfortable because they have the audacity to think that every homosexual will automatically fancy them. In my experience the biggest and loudest homophobics are usually covering up a deep rooted homosexual craving that they just can't come to terms with and from Mr Eidsmore's second complaint "People in General", I fear this is what he is suffering. Learn to be maturely self assured and relaxed about your sexuality and Gay -- oops spelling error -- Gary for God's sake grow up.

When I send somebody (usually a business) email, and they send a return email with a phone number for me to call, it makes me doubtful of the person's intelligence. Do they think email was invented as a convenient way of exchanging phone numbers? Many people, me included, prefer email correspondence to telephones. But some people just can't get used to the fact that something useful has been invented.

I am an American, Americans rock, I lived and worked in Europe for 2 years, and Europeans rock, too. Everybody just does stuff different. It pisses me off that people .... well, i'm done.

What pisses me off big time are bloody Americans. With the exception of a couple, every single American I have met has been rude, down right weird with absolutely no sense of humour whatsoever and they will talk to you one day and the very next day totally give you the cold shoulder and look at you like your some weird fuckwit stranger who has dared to speak to them. And what the fuck is all this crap about how "super polite" American sales people are with all this "have a nice day now" shit? That is without a doubt the biggest bunch of bollocks I've ever heard. American salespeople don't give a fuck about anyone. You get better service in England! In England, you join a queue, you get to front of queue, you get served, you pay. In America, you wait your turn, you stand around like a stupid fuckin dickhead, no one comes near you, you say "umm, I would like to be served now", some bored brainless salesperson will grunt at you (and that's only when they're feeling talkative), you tell them what you want, they get it, they walk off. America would be a much better place if they had heaps more foreigners in it!

Ugh.... I can't even speak!!!! =\

I notice that when I am driving down the street, and I pass a group of guys, or maybe just 1 guy, it's like they HAVE to stare at you until to you go by. Almost as if it makes them feel macho or something. Frankly, I get kinda wierded out guys stare at me!!

Well, when I first dial up to try to get help with a certain software, it usually take about 11 freaking hours to get to a REAL PERSON because the rest of the time I was pressing 2 for English, and 8 for Products, and 2 for Product Pricing. That REALLY pisses me right the hell off. *Hint.. when they first ask you to press 1,2 or 3..just don't press anything and it'll usually tansfer you straight to an operator who just gives you another number to call.

Umm, okay. It absolutely pisses me off when I sit down to dinner and the phone starts ringing with people trying to sell me insurance incase the world ends, or trying to get me to switch phone companies so they can save me money. I think not.

I hate it so much when I am driving, get cut off by a stupid ass driver to only have them slow down. But wait....when you go to pass them, they feel it would be best to finish off the moment with the bird! Whats that all about???

Here in America, we just had the MTV Video Music Awards. It's a silly award show for silly awards. Why do the winners think they should thank not only GOD, but everyone they have EVER met in their entire lives? I don't know who "Tommy Martin" is or "Uncle Charlie". Oh, and don't forget to say "Happy Birthday to Little Frankie" for today is his birthday. This drives me nuts. It's barely even an award, yet they thank their MOTHERS. I would thank the fans and MTV for the ridiculous award, go home and go to sleep. But, if I won an award, I would be expected to thank God (even though I don't believe in one, thank you very much) and my management and everyone else in the world....this bothers me. These shows would be a lot shorter if they got rid of long-ass over-rated acceptance speeches and the stupid commentaries that they make the presenters recite. They are NEVER funny and make me want to through a lamp at the television.

This crap is so incredibly sappy, syrup starts oozing out of my pores whenever I do my homework. "Loving union with God is our life's purpose and our eternal destiny." I can feel my brain stem cloying with sugar and starting to twitch spasmodically already.

Am I the only one can tell that they're all EXACTLY ALIKE? If I killed off three of the aforementioned groups, no one would notice except the dopey teenage girls who want to marry them for no discernable reason. And I think even they could be tricked.

People who say role-playing games are the work of Satan. Got brains?

You would think the richest person in the world could afford a hair stylist. Get a fucking modern hair cut Bill.

Banks piss me the fuck off, in particular the Bank of Scotland. What the fuck are these bastards on? Ever since I opened my 'supersaver' account at the age of 7, I have been getting the shaft from these people. "Have an overdraft facility..." they said, "are you sure a £500 limit is enough - you can have a £1000 limit if you want" Before you know it , they've given you a switch card, an access card, and a cheque book that would choke a fucking donkey. What happens when you actually use your cards, or spend your overdraft? I'll tell you what happens. They charge you through the fucking nose, until they've taken so much of your money that you breach your limit. Do they sympathise? Do they help? Do they fuck. They shaft you some more. If there's one thing I hate more than a letter telling me that I'm skint, it's a letter telling me that I'm being charged £20 for 'extra admin costs' Four fucking years of a poverty stricken student existence during which my 'friends for life' were about as much help as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest. In those four years, I was robbed of £600 in charges. One memorable occasion saw them charge me £20 for breaching my limit by £1.14 followed by another £20 for using my switch card 7hours before my grant cheque cleared. And if that's not enough, they proceed to invest their customers money in some TV evangelistic homophobic nazi. Wankers to a man. But, after those poverty ridden years of debt, someone was good enough to pay me £20k a year for my meagre educational achievements. Days after my first salary cheque clears...... "Would you like a mortgage? A car loan? Life insurance........" A friend for life?!! I stopped believing that shite when they killed the supersaver squirrel. Bastards.

One thing that annoys me is small headphones on cranked personal stereos... everyone in a 3 yard radius gets to hear a little of what you're listening to, whether they like it or not... now THAT is annoying.

...people who happen to sit beside on the bus making funny sounds or talking to themselves really annoy me...

I hate stupid people who have no life. They're all into these stupid games, and they spend all their money and time with it, and when they could be spending the perfectly good money on girls or dates or themselves! They're bloody idiots! Get a bloody life!

Why... oh why... oh why... are all the illustrations in colour. The Next Generation Technical Manual looked so much more ...professional... with it's black'n'white line drawings throughout. The DS9 manual looks like a kid's book.

I'm in a camp that forces me to be in other people's company ALL FUCKING DAY. For god's sake, let me read a damn book....

Read a message or two down to see why this comes up. Hint.

I hate people who think they're smarter than me. So I am fucking stupid. Well you're an asshole.

I hate Americans.

I hate the scummy kappa clad bastards that roam the streets taxing school kids. Next time a charver askes me for ten pence I'me going to cosh the fucker.

He came here and sent in a couple posts that were actually thoughtful and profound. Damn, that pissed me off! I didn't come here for that! If I wanted to fucking think, I would have read "Philosopher's Monthly", for god's sake!

Christ, and they wonder why youth today is so fucked up. It's because they're piping this crap into the kid's sponge-like heads!

Don't you just hate it when you really need a favour, that'll take a maximum of 2 seconds & nobody will help you out. Fuck the lot of them I say, they can sod off if they need anything doing in the future. Oh i feel better alreay!!

I hate it when people get called in our school beacuse they are a little bit different. An example is when my friend comes in on non-uniform days and people call him because he doesnt wear Addidas or Nike. WHAT SHIT HEADS THEY ARE!!!!!!

The stewardess says: "In the event of an emergency landing (notice they don't just say 'crash') pull gently on tabs to inflate the life vest. Well I'm sorry, but when I'm plummenting from the air at seven hundred miles an hour, 'lightly' just isn't in my fucking vocabulary!

I just want to punch the singer, and then kill the DJ for playing the stupid drivel YET AGAIN.

The sky is black with clouds rolling towards you, there's a chill in the air, and it looks like the mighty hand of god is going to rip the sky open and a deluge to match that of Noah's time is about to start. And someone steps up beside you and remarks, completely seriously: "Hmmm. It looks like rain." Well thank you, Dick Tracy! I wouldn't have figured that one out on my own if you hadn't been here to point it out! Of COURSE it looks like fucking rain! Believe it or not, stupid, you may NOT be the only one to notice that it looks like rain!

I hate it when I am on the web and my parents stand behind me, especially when I get porn on the minimized windows and I want to look at it. I also hate when my sister goes through my email.

Elvis is absolutely dead, an angel did NOT go fishing with the Pope, and armageddon is NOT next Thursday, okay?

"Error type 103!" And this means...? I think there's an evil little man living in the computer who shuts down your programs for his malicious enjoyment, and makes up a random number (error type 008! type 76! type 39!) to explain it.

He said that it pisses him off that Americans don't know as much about Canada as he does about Americans. Wake up! America is BETTER than Canada! Think about it... "Great Canadians we have known..." can you think of ONE? They make up 2% of the North American population... even other CANADIANS aren't interested in Canada enough to live there!

Why are fruit so annoying? I wish they would just go away!

When my tongue feels like it's coming out of my head because I have about a hundred ulcers on it, I can't talk, it hurts and I have to gargle with bastard salt water to get rid of them. It pisses me off to my bones.

Don't you just hate Matthew Kelly from 'Stars in your Eyes'. He's a letchy greasy, lanky, tosser who flatters people who are usually singing shit and don't look nothing like the person they are imitating. There's another thing, 'Stars in you Eyes' as a whole, isn't that a load of crap. I mean people who pretend to be other people, haven't they got a life of there own.

When you install a game why does the installer always want to put a ton of folder on my Start Menu. Rogue Squadron (an otherwise cool as fuck game) left to its own devices wants to put a shortcut in a folder called "Rogue Squadron" and then put that folder inside a folder called "Lucasarts". Now excuse me but I don't have a million different games. And even with the small collection I have, I couldn't have them all installed at the same time not with the amount of memory games hog these days. One folder, called funnily enough "Games", is enough to do me.

Most of the time I defend Microsoft, I don't think they deserve most of the critisism they get. But today I am pissed. I re-installed my operating system last night, having backed up all the files I wanted to keep first of course. Sadly I discover that Microsoft have moved the location of their Outlook Express files, and I backed up old versions. So I have just lost all my mail for the past six or so months. Remember the old days when program files were saved in their own directories where you could easily find them e.g. "c:\program files\outlook express\inbox.mbx" Not under the Windows directory in "c:\windows\application data\identities\{OB1638A0-C3P0-11D2-R2D2-EAE9R5D44144}\Microsoft\Outlook Express". Also why the hell didn't the installer delete the old versions when it moved them to a new location.

I'll tell you what pisses me off, when I'm doing my paper round and every other fucking house has some sort of gate that you have to fumble around with for hours just to get it open. I mean, do these people think that their house looks better from having a gate, that it's going to stop burglars getting in? Well, it doesn't, it just stops me getting to do my job (delivering a paper) and it just makes me want to kick the fucking gate down and set fire to it.

What the fuck is up with that? All of my American freinds say, "The British are uptight asses" and my British freinds say, "The Americans are all stupid slobs." HAVE ANY OF YOU PEOPLE EVER BEEN TO THE OTHER COUNTRY??? No, you haven't. So shut the fuck up!

I am getting sick of fucking pot holes. The streets around my area seem to be full of them. You'd get a smoother ride driving up stairs. And when the road maintanence people do decide to tear up a whole street and renew the surface, which road do they pick? King's Park Avenue, which never had any fucking pot holes in it in the first place. Bloody Idiots!!!