Ian's Pissed Off Page

• Asking a customer if they need a carrier bag "If you have one".
• On informing them that we don't accept foreign coins " Somebody's given me that!". When the shop door is locked and they can't get in because we are CLOSED " Are you closed?.
• Informing customers that we only sell in kilos "Don't your scales weigh in pounds?"or " I don't understand kilos".
• When you are closed and a customer is banging on the door.You have just put things in the fridge,switched off the lights,heaters,till,scales.You have covered things and cashed-up for the night.They are doing YOU a favour," I only want one thing!"
• Asking you how much the flowers are when the price is quiet clearly there. Telling you that something was cheaper the day before or saying that something is much cheaper in Tesco.

Old fogies whine on about paki's and blacks. Now we they are truly integrated, albeit with a few problems. But we all like a curry and blacks make good footballers. Joking aside; they are as equals with us. And I like to think we are integrated as a society and we accept anyone as equals. Let me give you an example of new racism and fascism. Report in the recent popular press said:

"Illegal immigrant kills child"

The report was about an Albanian who hit and killed a child with a car and then sped off. The story then led on to describe how the child had run in front of the car and was killed. Ok it was the guy should have stopped, and he was truly mortified and later handed himself in to the police. The guy involved was not actually culpable for the murder, nor was he guilty of any wrongdoing apart from driving off. Why was he vilified in the press? Because he was an immigrant. The facts were that it wasn't his fault; he drove off because he was scared. But the headline might well have said, "catholic kills child" or "ginger person kills child". The point is the same. We are heading toward a blame culture society and we should be a little more careful about how we view these kind of headlines. And by the way he wasn't an illegal immigrant. Unlike my great, great grandfather Paddy Doyle, you can't make these things up can you? Mind you my great granddad murdered a shit-load of Englishmen so that's ok.

I like to put my sidelights on, ok its not great and maybe I should go the whole hog and put the bloody lot on. I just want to be seen when it's a bit dim, perhaps like me J. People see me as being invisible and bugger the guy who says on his insurance form "I didn't see him 'cos it was raining and it was a bit dark". I will take on a different approach and maybe put my full lights. Then again, maybe I should follow the current street fashion and put on my fog lights 'cos they are so cool!

Hmm I'd rather not do that 'cos then I would look like a wanker.

One things that pisses me off is when shop assiatants talk to their mates whilst serving you. They don't even ask nicely for the money, they just shove their hand out. No please, no thank you. Where has common decency gone?

Gurls have u eva went out w/ a guy and they asked u out cuz u kissed them but the next day they break up w/u cuz u wont give them head or shit! tht really pisses me off! its like get a life and stop thinkin w/ur DICK!!!