Ian's Pissed Off Page

Danielle Keller and her feminist views that she posted piss me off. People who complain about the opposite sex and generalize about bad tendencies. Lesbians piss me off and when girls don't think that head is a normal part of a relationship. If you don't do it we will find someone else and tell you we broke up with you for a different reason.

They have the old Asian drivers which drive 10 under the speed limit constantly. Then you have the young Asian drivers who drive family cars like civics then put a muffler and ground effects and think they drive a ferrari. I saw a prelude try and race a vette that was hilarious.

So what your too much of a pussy to fight a guy so you have to have a unfair advantage. If you don't care about actually being a better fighter or having a unfair advantage do the job right and shoot the unarmed bastard if you really hate him that much that you want to beat him without any loyalty. What does jumping people prove that you have friends and that your a pussy?

If you have eyes or common sense you know that the majority are. Saying they arent is just hiding what you really think. When you say they are ignorant you didn't say that you hate them all or want slavery to come back your just stating a fact about a race in general. Now everyone thinks your a neo nazi and want to have death camps.

Everyone knows what they would have said where it got beeped out. Its just like filling in the blanks. Who ever said swearing was bad anyway. Its just words. Fuck everyone I hope that pisses someone off.

Especially those without a partner. You know they do it 24/7 so why try to make others feel insecure about their sexuality. When people lie and say they dont everyone has at somepoint whether it was for medical purposes, pleasure, to try it out, because it turned your partner on whatever they know they do it. Those who deny it do it the most often.

I mean I understand the opposite sex but the same sex? I am a very strong person and everyone and their step brother wants to go work out with me. Or when if you're a mvp for a sport and all the players look up to you. Instead of spending time looking up to me why dont you go try to better yourself.

I swear if I ever met a girl where missionary or on top wasnt her favorite postion I would go into a comma. Every girl likes missionary. I mean who wants to look at a girls face while they do it. I mean even if shes cute you get to see her face when you're not having sex and when she has her clothes on. Doesn't she know that your more interested in her boobs, butt, and pussy. I mean use some common sense if you want to keep your boyfriend.

I hate people who try to hang out with you for popularity or because they wish they were you. They want to do something with you every fucking day, I get so sick of it.

I was in an Internet cafe the other day. And this guy's system crashed and he said "I think someone hacked into my motherboard". I mean really you look like a fucking idiot to everyone else. Don't say something unless you know what you're talking about. He just could have said "help something happened", but no he had to go into detail and let everyone else know he is dumb.

I mean it's not funny you just stunk up the room for the rest of us. How old are you 8? I mean if you do it and everyone knows you did thats fine but if you purposly do it or think its funny or take credit for it that's just sick. I want to lock you in a 1 foot room and feed you beans for the rest of your life. I bet your wouldn't think it was so funny after the first week.

For christ sake he works at a porn store, porn is his life. You know he doesn't have a gf, she'd make him quit his job. He makes money off the horniness of others, how perverted is that?

When you submit a problem to tech support and spend a hour writing it then get a automated email back telling you to reset your computer and check your cables. Do you think i would have spent a hour long email without checking the cables first?

They lack the intelligence, resources, finaces and motive to actually do anything that would matter or change something. When their boyfriend dumps, he's the asshole and all the girls friends reassure her that she will find someone better, even if the girl loved the guy and he was perfect for her. Girls, just keep telling yourself that.

There are just certain things that don't matter much but people continue to argue over crap that just wont affect anything or anybody, like what am I going to wear today or swearing is bad. Don't waste your time.

People have their views for a reason they are not going to change. If you're gay you will always vote democrat and if you're rich you will always vote rebublican. There are always going to be exceptions like the rich gay or the pregnant 15 year old that wants an abortion and shoots guns as a hobby.

Why is it that some people try to force a friendship by using your nickname when they have no right to do so? Hey, if I have known you for years and you call me Hootchie Booty (like my husband does) that's fine and I will probably laugh. But if I've only worked with you for 2 months and you start busting out with all kinds of nicknames AND to top it all off I don't even LIKE you....well, then I am going to kick some ass.

Something that really pisses me off is pompus Americans that have have no idea about the history of their country. Number One: The American people did not even want to join World War II, the American President (who was aware that Pearl Harbour was going to happen) let it happen so he would have an excuse to tell the laizez-fare American public why he was helping out America's closest allies. Number Two: America only joined WW2 after the Battle of Britain, when the momentum had started to go Britain and France's way, and the war was inevitably coming to an end. -America merely jumped on the band wagon and shoved their weight around like they do in every place that they find themselves in. Number 3. You use the term "European" very loosely, Britian is not in Europe, it is the United Kingdom of England, Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales, Britain is geologically not in Europe and it would therefore be blatently incorrect to refer to Britons as Europeans. And Number 4: You act like you're all high and mighty and say we won't learn out lesson unless we get another "whoopin" eh? - You listen here, Europe and Britain are not the ones averaging a War every 20 years since our country began, go clean up your own back-yard before you go punk-ass-bitch-running your mouth at the rest of the western world. The bottom line is, Britain has always been there for America, September 11th 2001 and we were the first people backing you guys up. And by the way, World War II began in 1939, not 41. America let 6 million Jews die, thousands of British and French Soldiers perish and many others suffer before they finally got their asses out of planet "don't give a damn." - The next time one of your "Allies" is bombed by a terrorist(s) or thug nation, you better be there backin up, mate.

Doesn't it piss you off when your 0.04p overdrawn and the bank charge you £25.00 to send you a letter, so now your 25.04 OD and they charge you every day until the balance is up to date. Then when they make a mistake all they do is apologize even though it took you all day to sort out. You don't charge them.

Why is it that blokes can only use Messenger to send perverted messages to birds, when all most of us want to do is chat????????????

Mullets, need i say more?

So I'm sitting there, plans to go to this movie with a friend of mine, so I call her up. "So hey, we still on for tonight?" When im expecting the yeah answer.....she pulls some stupid thing "Oh no, I decided to go to this party tonight instead because my friend asked me to" I think that's fucking bullshit, I get ditched so she can go get drunk and most likely give some random guy a blowjob. Fuck you bitch!

1. People named Ian
2. People named Ian, that make websites.
3. Gay websites that harrass washing liquid.
4. People who think others actually care about some dumbfuck named Ian who happens to know how to make a lame ass website.
5. You.
6. Your fucking email address.
7. Refer to number 5.
8. The UK.
9. Your lame ass screen saver.
10. Top 10 Lists.

One thing that pisses me off is when you see a homeless person having a Kentucky fried chicken. How can homeless people afford a KFC??? And then have the nerve to ask me for some spare change??? Its no wonder they are homeless - they must be fucking stupid.

When Mothers let their little kids run around naked on the beach with their whole asses exposed. The only people who appreciate that are pervs who want to rape them so basically the parents are letting their kids run around say hey look at me I'm naked take me home and molest me! Goddamnit when they clean babies in the middle of some public place. Excuse me did I come here to shop for fecalmatter?

It really pissed me off when you get people who just accept everything that they hear on the news, read in the papers etc. See "Media People" and "Europe"...

Why when politicians are talking bollocks about something important does no one call them on it? If it's something stupid about someone giving money to someone else or someone "putting in a good word" for someone else then the news media people give them hell. But when it's something important like a country beating the shit out of another country they just let them talk bollocks. "America has the right to attack Iraq because Iraq has ties to terrorists"... well okay does that mean it's alright for everyone else to attack American, seeing as America set up Al-Qaida in the first place. Or how about "America has the right to attack Iraq because Iraq is beating the crap out of the Kurds"... well okay but why aren't you attacking Turkey then because they've been beating the crap out of the kurds for just as long (if not longer). Hell America sold them F16s and god knows what else so they could be more efficient in their beating up of the Kurds, so why is it alright for Turkey but not alright for Iraq? Why do the news people not say to the politicians "Hold on a minute your talking shit"? Why do they just bend over and take it up the arse unless it's something stupid like someone putting in a good word for someone company so they can get a lucrative contract somewhere else? Isn't the fact that millions (MILLIONS) of people are dying just a teensy weensy little bit more important?

People from europe who try and talk smack about how rude americans are. maybe its due to the fact we have had to stop germany from opening up a can of woop ass on the rest of you guys twice last century and still you guys talk smack. Have you ever been to america ? have any of you ever told an american thank you for giving you freedom do you know how many americans grew up with out fathers and grand fathers only because we went to fight a war that was not even are war. it really sucks that europe is the first to judge america when we try and stop people like suddam husain. i guess we will not be friends again until you guys get another ass woopin.

People piss me off I used to believe for every smart person there were 10 stupid people. I know now I was wrong for every smart person there are at least a million stupid people. I dont mean boook smart I mean common sense.

• my goddamned landlord and her stupid family getting up at 7:30 on goddamned sunday morning.
• my two best friends getting it on
• every fucking thing

I have had it with Packer fans , I am so sick of hearing "Title Town " and the term Cheese head makes me cringe .When the team is on a roll I hear about the Packers ebing the best and that Bret Farve is the " King " . Brett Farve is an ass ! He has been kicked out of local taverns in my area for instigating fights with his drunken play mates .To top it all off he has the balls to charge $50.00 for an autograph . Then when they lose for stupid mistakes all I hear is " bad refs , and bad luck . Sorry but luck doesn't have anything to do with football . Whew ! I feel better now .

When people say "No offense, but...(something really offensive)." OBVIOUSLY it's going to offend me; just because you say that you don't mean it (which you probably do anyway) doesn't mean that it won't make me feel badly.

When strangers start talking to you. Always at bus stops. And they talk about NOTHING. its so embarassing, you just have to sort of smile in a way that says ok finish now, and they never stop. Do they really want to talk about how long buses take to arrive? WELL I DON'T

When you try to post messages on something and they dont get shown.

When you like a band for ages, own everything they have ever recorded etc. Then lend a CD of them to a friend, who then claims to be their biggest fan, goes to all their gigs without inviting you (this has recently happened to me, there is now a huge strain upon my relationship with the friend i introduced to them). And THEN, THEY HAVE THE INDECENCY TO CLAIM THEY LIKED THEM FIRST!!!!!!! Actually this pisses me off above all other things, it should be at number 1 of the list. Similarly, when you've been a fan of a certain band for years with them getting no publicity and being totally underexposed, then suddenly the band become cool and on the front page of NME. Then everyone instantly loves them, have loved them all along when you know FULL WELL they havent even heard the first album. Oh this annoys me so so much.

People who write emails using words that they never use in real speech, eg. "we is da bomb, da best" (actually anything with "da") all those who do this live in Surrey and have never been able to understand why they dont live in Brixton.

Buffy getting cancelled on BBC2 right in the middle of a really good storyline or cliff hanger just for: snooker/golf/the olympics/tennis/ anything else.

The preschool brained basic teenager in maturity,is The first real walking, talking ,breathing Barbie , Kudos Matel. BS .Bullshit Britney is substanctle bitch,did anyone catch her bitching in Rio.First off, just to take pressure off the Blondes she has dark brown hair watch videos "Baby one more time" and "Sometimes."Her voice is computer altered which makes her a not real SINGER, ever wonder about those 3 fat ladies in the backround and her dancers Why do you hear the three ladies over her, and why do her dancers have mircophones? She's a phonies and i hate posers and phonies.It pisses me off that she has many awards in MUSIC ,when she's a poser.It also makes me tick to know that little 9 years old girls are comparing themselves to her and going anorexic, SHE doesn't give a FUCK. She said many times ,she's not a role model and doesn't care what people think of her.Why do she strip on stage, to make-up for her lack of talent. In her army show she went nude,this girl can't dance. She looks more like she's having a violent seisure. Janet Jackson can dance. It's amazing she wasted years in ballet class to "dance" like that. It pisses me off a Lipsynching stripper is ripping off millions of Americans. Only reason she's here is because her parents used to "dancing skills" to get out of debt. SAD. Well, I'm sure she'll do good in her movie,she can definately act she's fooled most of America and I don't give a fuck if she marries Justin ,he must love his "plastic". But, god forbid they do a duet "The poser & wanna be Michael Jackson.PS. (Justin ur white, race check.) (matel . Hitbrit better be paying you good stealing the 'lifesize' Barbie idea.)

What on earth possesed this man "STEVE" to talk to animated charaters 24/7, wear the same colored shirt every show, and act retarded.Clue to dude: those stupid dances are unnecessary.Get a life, You are 'dimwit', don't poison little kids with the assumtion that adults are manic hypertension cases.

PBS is trying to give 6 year olds sexual edcation with the bisexual teletubbies, curse the man who gave the purple dude a "purse" not handbag "purse", and what kind of name is Tinky winky sounds more like "tinkle" aka pee.

When, you're online playing a game then , { i'm sorry this program must be shut-down, you have preformed an illegal operation.} I didn't do anything and bye,bye everythings gone and you didn't do anything.

When,you're doing a very important term paper and out of no where the computer freezes,unfreezes, blanks -out,and shut-off.later , when you sign back on it accuses you of properly turning the computer off.EXCUESE ME YOU,SHUT- YOURSELF OFF!

When, girls at my school who don't even know me , come-up to me and say " you need a perm", "why don't you get a perm". People is this your HAIR.

Guys who only like a girl for her butt,my friends cousin came to our school 3 months ago, and when Janet played a prank on "Christan #24".By saying Her cousin was moving all he said was "damn, I'm gonna miss that ass; You know cause she's got an ass, a nice ass." I wanted to slap him the only significant thing to him was her "ass" , butt.

When, i'm in the lunch line at school and annoying people, who are ugly and I don't know start screaming out my name ,talking about 6th grade stuff, who the hell cares THIS ISN'T 6TH GRADE!

I hate the Bradford Bulls Rugby League Team. This team nearly went out of existance 10 years ago, but now they are rich again they have turned their back on the rest of Rugby League. The Bastards.

I hate rich kids who get everything for free. If they want something they ask mum or dad. They don't go out and work for it.

I booked a holiday to Barbados in October because the girlfriend wanted to go. I buy her what she wanted for Christmas and a week after Christmas she dumps me after six and a half-years. I now have to cancel this holiday and face lots of sub-charges. This has really pissed me off.

FUCKING FAT PEOPLE walking around in daylight!!! They think they're the most beautyful creatures in the whol