Ian's Pissed Off Page

Men picking their noses in cars and thinking no one can see them!! Ugh....

• crying children, and the parents who refuse to discipline them.
• public breastfeeding
• when my ex boyfriend drops me a short e-mail just to let me know that he's met someone much better than I am, and is now dating them
• when people think they know everything about me from one post on a message board
• when I know exactly what I'm looking for, and can't find it.
• When the last thing I want to hear about is other people's relationships, and that's all anyone wants to talk about
• people who get to go to college for free, so they never show up, then expect me to let them see my notes
• people who leave shopping carts in the middle of a space
• people who cruise the parking lot for 10 minutes for that close spot instead of walking
• Expectant mother parking, last time I checked, it was good for pregnant women to get exercise.
• This new Playboy trend. The only people that wear that crap are 14/15 year old girls who wouldn't read the magazine anyway, they just think they're cute.
• when people look at my piercings and ask "did that hurt?"

I hate poeple who get offend by every single sentence you say...I wasn't trying to offend you so get over yourself.

I get so pissed off when someone (usually a complete stranger) asks you if "we're keeping you up" when you yawn. Well for those of you who persist in this annoying habit:

1. YES YOU ARE KEEPING ME UP!
2. I DIDN'T ASK FOR YOU'RE FUCKING INANE COMMENT SO DON'T BE SURPRISED IF I GET VERY NASTY WITH YOU ONCE I'VE FINISHED MY YAWN.
3. I GET TIRED. YOU GET TIRED. WE ALL GET TIRED. GET ON WITH LIFE YOU ARSEHOLE.

That is all.

I hate when men wear suspenders AND a belt! What are they afraid of? It is so redundant. It seems so like the phrase, "I'll double check that for you", as if something has to be checked twice, and once won't do. Men, if you wear underpants, you have nothing to fear!!!!(nor will anyone else for that matter!)

I live in California. I have witnessed one live car chase and seen 1000s on TV. I get pissed off when I turn the TV on to watch the Simpsons and the some a-hole at the TV station thinks the viewers would rather watch a live car chase. Yes, if there were guns and exploysions, but there always the same boring driving-around-until-they-run-out-of-gas shit. Keep to the regular schedule please.

Why is it that when a girl speaks her mind and tells people how she feels or wut she wants she's automatically "bitching" about everything. But when a guy does the same thing us girls have to respect it and make him feel better bout himself. wtf is that about anyway? AARRRGGHHHH!!!

Why am I considered a dumb blonde and easy just because im BLONDE???? I'm sure many of u can relate... its fuckin stupid! I mean, sure I have my blonde moments, juss like anyone.. but juss cuz I'm not a fuckin ugly bitch, that doesn't make me easy or dumb.

I fuckin hate it when your ex still thinks you are so in love with him, when the truth is he's been the one calling you everyday and telling u how much he still loves you. Then he fuckin gets mad when u like another guy? WUT THE HELL!? why cant he fuckin get a life?

GUYS piss me off! so sorry that i dont want to do every nasty thing that pops into ur head mister! geez, maybe if some guys would get off their lazy porn-watching asses and really care about a girl she would want to do stuff, but no they would rather con us into it. wake up BOYS i'm worth more than u think! No offense to those decent guys out there.

• football players that engage in excessive amounts of catch-phrase spouting and macho posturing while playing GYM CLASS VOLLEYBALL.
• english teachers that assign 5-7 page papers. they should know enough by now to say "four pages with 3 lines on the fifth page."
• little kids at malls that dress like ja rule.
• said kids' parents.
• ja rule.
• ja rule's parents. for making ja rule.
• ashleigh banfield. what kind of sick bitch says "hmm...i'm going to be surrounded by carnage for the next year, so i'll really need a highlight job. and wispy goddam bangs."

Do you want to know what pisses me off. When a fucking girl pretends that she loves you. That fucking shit fucking pisses me off so much . Fuck girls, they are such shit . Fuck all girls. They can go fuck there selves. FUCK THEM.

I am pissed off at the way webtv users abuse each other and get away with it. I can't stand it with losers like jesse and donna at azhorus-@webtv.net and lady_dorothea@webtv.net act like "wiccans" when really they aren't. Thanks for spamming me ya fucking twits. Your gonna get yours, think your above it? I don't think so. You fucking piss me off - sod off.

I fucken hate missionaries, jehovas witnesses, mormons, christian fags, why must they try and force their religion on to others? They try to be nice and friendly, but are they really? I mean is it a nice thing to do to bother people and interrupt our activities to tell us about a heap of horseshit that we don't believe in? I mean door-to-door missionaries is a bit extreme i think, can't they just chuck a brochure in letterboxes, so i can burn that instead of abusing them. If people want to be told what to believe, they'll contact you, bastards!

Fast food chains should be called, food meant to be fast, but worked by retards. On the applications, they must say: "do you suffer from a mental disability?" If you select yes, they must tear your shit up. Actually, I bet they love the ones that come in blank, because it shows the person can't read or write. Also, the service is so fucking slow... once you get your damn burger, you might as well send someone to save your place in line, because the first thing you do is figure out what's wrong with your burger, then go return the shit.

Gosh Linda - It's 'break' not 'brake', also you got it right the first time, it's 'realise' not 'realize'. Please note as well, 'centre' not 'center', 'goal' not 'jail', and the 'h' is not silent in 'herb'. It is 'a hotel' not 'an hotel' and so on. Keep smiling.

I had an accident at work and now I'm off with broken arm (their fault) and they have the fucking cheek not to pay me cos I don't get sick pay.Bastards!

TV keeps fucking up cos cable is crap and they have to keep fobbing me off with crap so I get really pissed with them. They never listen do they!

You don't know how to spell realize - yeah - no S it's Z

[That may be true if you're American, I'm British and we can spell it both ways -- Ian]

Clothes hangers - that tangled mess when you try to extract them from your closet or untangle them when you do your laundry - that pisses me off!

People who stop you in the supermarket and ask you if you have tried a product they are thinking about buying - 9 times out of 10 I wouldn't even consider buying what they are asking me about! Little old ladies I take a little more time to be considerate.

Large mall parking lots - what's up with that? - People going in 100 different directions without a clue - and the fire lane - no one pays attention to any of that - park - drop people off, pick people up and block the lane you need to exit the damn place - give me a break!

Now that's a whole long pissed off deal!

When I realize I am dumb in so many ways - that pisses me off

When someone makes a promise and brakes it

When you believe in someone, something and the future and your hopes are dashed

The woman in the bank who said she normally deals with customers who earn more money than me, and that I was privileged to be dealing with her.

Adam Blackburn (see a few entries down) - you are a naughty little boy with horrible language. You should have your mouth washed out with soap and given a good scolding. Say your prayers and say you are sorry for pissing me off with your choice of words.

I can't explain myself right either and I get so fustrated but eh ho why change the habbit of a lifetime it's probably only me who thinks I should explain my self anyway, bye.

Im really pissed off with girls who think they are so beautiful when really they have a big fat ass, a gap in their teeth and more spots than a dalmation dog! grrrrr!!! And the fact when they think they're smart and the way that people agree with them just because they are afraid of them! man! they make me MAD!!!

Something that has well pissed me off is the fact that I can no longer log in to my email accounts because the site has 'updated'! What a load of crap! Letters are still being posted to that address and no matter how much I try, I cant find a link to get onto that site!!! ARRRRHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

I hate him. I hope he dies, but not before I beat the shit out of him. He talks shit about everyone who is suppose to be his friend but lies about it if you ask him. He says he can kick anyones ass, yet the only fight he's ever been in, he got his ass beat with a cast. He makes various threats about kicking certain peoples asses, yet he never even tries to or says anything to anyones face. Pussy. Pussy. Pussy. He also acts like he's fucking rich or something, like making a point to tell everyone he filled up his gas tank with a Platinum card (his moms). Motherfucker, your parents may have a little money, you dont though. They aren't rich either. He also likes to sexually harass a certain girl. PUSSY. He's never had a girlfreind but says all the girls like him and think he's hot. YEAH RIGHT. You smell like shit anyways. Even though the whole wrestling team says he sucks, (including the coach) he thinks he's the best one on the team. From what I hear, you've only won one match. He is also a queer. When he wrestles, he sticks his thumb up his opponents ass if he is losing. He is the one who tells people that too! How fucking stupid is that? Tommy, you stupid mutherfucker, if you ever have the balls to talk shit to my face, (which I doubt you will) I will fucking ruin your life. You will regret you were born. Bring it on you pussy ass motherfucker.

American mega supermarkets are degrating. Isles and isles of blocks of cheddar cheese sit and wait, a conspiracy. Who could possible eat all this cheese. I Can't walk down the isle without feeling ashamned. It could be justified if the cheese was a good variety of imports, but blocks of plain cheddar, mild or sharp fill rows, I want to hug the cows. I want to take a picture of them and send it to every other country with an apology. Sorry we have no decent President, care for some cheese. I am ashamed to be American and very pissed off.

You know what pisses me off? People who think that everyone loves them. They think that they can diss their friends anytime because they are so cool. You know what makes it worse, they then feel lonely!!!!

I'm pissed off with the bloke who smashed into my car while trying to miss the one in front of him that had stopped and he swerved into me and then had the audacity to blame me, and I'm pissed at my supervisor who told me to drive it into work, good luck with the fucking front wheels hanging off and the little kids round here that think they're adults by drinking and stealing cars. Little fuckers need stringing up by their nads.

I have wrote letters, filled in forms, been to see them, rang up many times and still am told the only way I can get accommodation in London areas is if I:

1. am pregnant
2. children
3. am of a non English origin
4. all of the above

However they have generously offered to house me and my girlfriend in an area 20 miles away from us that's full of drug dealers, piss heads, arsonists, sex offenders, etc. Well I am generally a polite type of guy guy! Yes thats right so how the fuck could I be pregnant. I can debunk all of the above statements by the council and have done so in writing etc. but am getting nowhere. All I can say is what a fucking crock of shit not to be able to get housed in the capital city of your own birthplace (I am not racist) yet the council and (homeless persons unit) will accept all applications and will house any one from abroad. Fucking ludicrous isn't it.

Why? Because they want people to guess who they are and to see if they can pose as someone else. Well what fucking interesting lives they must lead to have to do that eh?, again sad!

If people who are addicted to heroin can get methodone on prescription and alcoholics can get alcohol reducing supplements now on prescription then why the hell cant i get cigarettes on prescription instead of forking out for 20s or pouches of tobbacco ? eh ? Sad, again fucking sad!

Similar to above but in the case of women why can't they get (towels and tampax) on prescription eh? They are a neccesity not a fucking luxury but a necessity.

I now know that AOL is moving to 7.0. However I have emailed cos uk on a number of occasions and not got any "formal" notification of the upgrade to 7.0. I had to get the info off a friend of mine. Well if I gotta pay £15 a fucking month to use AOL I expect some info on what's going on with it, and why I am getting booted off so the fucking thing can be updated every 20 mins, sad ! sad ! sad !

I booked a small car with Avis. I did it by telephone from Tel Aviv and I was to collect it the next day in Eilat. When we entered the Aviv office in Eilat my wife asked why Avis did not have a 'pick-up' service from the airport. To which Malka (the manager) replied, "We don't do that and you are free to go elsewhere if you are not happy - I am not keeping you, in any case it is past my lunch break, I stayed behind especially for you and I need to go home to my children." I complained about her attitude and was threatned by her refusal to let me have the car. My wife is after heart surgery and it was impossible for me to find another car rental agency at that time of day. Again I complained about her attitude, saying that service in the US was different, to which another Aviv person named 'Dudu' said "We can see it in your face from where you come." When I offered to go to court because of breach of contract she agreed to let me have the car. It was not the car I was told I would have when I booked. I got a Kia Pride with 57272 Km and dents all over the bodywork. Both Malka and Dudu refused to give me their names; I managed to read as much from the nameplates on their lapels. What did we do to be insulted? Is this what service is supposed to be? I did not make ths up - it really did happen to us on Monday September 17, 2001 in Eilat. I could relate several other incidents of arrogant dis-service which regretably is common place in this country. But this must take the cake!!

Proud parents of an 'A' student

If there is one thing that pisses me right off it is that bloody Geri Halliwell's version of 'It's Raining Men'. We have had 2 versions of that song before 1) the Weather Girls and 2) Ru Paul and Martha Wash. I am a DJ and a instumentalist, and I can tell you that the 2 versions above are very well sung and produced. Cue Geri Halliwell, OH MY GOD !, Have you heard her pathetic attempt of this song? Well Geri forget about this high notes in the song, you just can't reach them regardless of what key you want to record it in. You sound WORSE than a Karaoke singer after 10 pints. But what really takes the piss is that the crap music business here in the UK hyped it up so it got to number 1 in the charts. Geri, stick to what you are good at, A BIMBO without a voice.

Something that really pisses me off is when your girlfriend is bitching at you for something you don't even know about and she expects you to be sorry about it. what the fuck is that?

People of "color" (Not caucasion-hope that is "PC" enough), who try to cash in their "race card" every time they are confronted by a white person. I was recently called a racist by a black man that I was kicking out of our community pool area because he did not live here. No, I am not a racist, my lover is black and my friends and family extremely ethnically diverse. I was kicking him out of the pool because he does not live or pay rent here- I could give a rats ass what color his skin is. People of color are victims of racism every day, and when one of them uses his color to defend himself rather than just admitting he is an a**hole, he belittles the people who really suffer because of their race or color.So to him and others like him I say - GET A LIFE YOU IDIOT!!

I find that baby on board signs in cars piss me off, they annoy the shit out of me!!!!

Right - the millenium Dome reeeeaaaalllyy pisses me off. Let me tell you the situation: First, government decides to build huge tent to commemorate millenium. Public says "Er, no, wouldn't do thaat - not good idea, wouldn't like it, pile of wank" etc. What happens? Does government listen to people - c'mon guys, no!? They build this fucking huge, ugly, insect lookalike tent, and put stuff inside, spend millions upon millions of pounds on the damn thing and say: "Hey, come on guys, I still think this is definately going to make money. Yes, it definately is, and we don't need to worry". People say "No, since we've seen this 'Millenium Dome', we think it's even uglier and stupider, and you're all a bunch of loped-out, deaf, hypocrasy-ridden loons who can't smell defeat if it's thrust at them disguised as a big pile of dog shit with a sign stuck in it saying: 'SMELL ME!'. And we still won't go. You're going to make a loss guys - don't do this to yourselves. Although we don't care if you do, actually, having thought about it..." Government goes ahead and opens the thing up to the public and........guess what? It makes a huge, bloody massive, solar system sized loss! And all along, we, the people they should have been listening to in the first place, were right!! All I can say is: hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahhahahaaahhaaha!! Serves you bloody right, you silly bunch of idiot loonbobs! Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. Think of all the things those millions of pounds could have been used for: homeless people, starving people in the third world, replanting all the lost forests, helping millions of embarrassed Americans flee the country they have to share with one: George Bush Junior, who doesn't care about the ice caps melting, who is trying to illegalise abortions (it's every woman's right to do this in such a very, very modern and unfortunately no longer fully dependant on nature world) both in America and Africa, where he's snapped of all aid funding abortions. Need I say more? No, I didn't think so.