Ian's Pissed Off Page

Oh my god, I can't stand it when people stare at you in public. Like, me and my friends are walking through the mall right, sure we dont look like the best kind of girls right, but then these poeple who walk past us stare at us! It's like "take a damn picture! it lasts longer! havn't you ever seen someone different?!" It pisses me off so badly sometimes. And if you wave at them I swear they'll get the security after us.

Women who want equal rights do my head in !!!! Well try these then girls....... open the door to a shop yourself, carry your own shopping,do a hard days work and get a round of drinks in then complain!!!!!

Watching the UK's social and economic system fall prey to every parasite in the world who wants and easy life but isn't prepared to contribute to our country so they just lock themselves away in ghettos and private estates for immigrants! Fuckin country's going to hell and we won the war? My arse, drive through London, Birmingham or any of the major cities. It's full of arabs just waiting to bomb something!

I also hate it when my brother/mother comes and reads my email when I'm checking it. Hell, It's not my fault you don't have your own friends, I'm trying to talk to mine!

I hate it when you take the time to write to someone to get some advice on your F'in' coursework and they don't reply. CHRIST this is MY education! I don't care if you squandered (hope I spelled it right) your education but you sure as fuck arn't going to ruin mine! FUCKERS!

Am I the only person in the universe that thinks that this whole 'hey, lets use that 'bullet time' thing from the Matrix. That shouldn't be so hard", is getting way out of proportion? I mean even 'Sabrina the teenage witch' is copying it for christ's sake. GOD! Can't these fat cat animationists think of something for themselves? Though, I guess if they didn't copy things, then thingss wouldn't get improved. But still, it's a bit muc... Right?!

I also hate the way that when some little fuck thinks it can draw and then everyone around the little shit says "OOh isn't that good". Is it to humour the piece of crap? Or to make real artists (like myself (not being modest)) feel bad that some punk brat's art is better than a 15 year old who's been drawing since he was 3. Anyone feel the same?

I just hate every fuckin' guy who (for some un-natural reason) trys to go out with the only girl that I'm interested in. When that girl gets a boyfriend I'm pissed off for a month looking for someone else, when a week later She has a boyfriend. FUCK! Are you guys plotting against me not to have a girlfriend? GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, Rhiannon, she's my whore of a friend who makes fun of me for being a virgin, came over my house on my birthday, came onto every guy in site including my boyfriend, met my mate Ricky and after knowing him 10 minutes, gave him a blow job, spat man-juice on my bed, then had sex in the garden on my mum's flower bed, then left me to clean up the mess.

After that, Ricky went home, and told me he was in love with Rhiannon (after knowing her a few minutes) then Rhiannon told everyone he was "her worst lay ever" and said to me to tell him she hated him....can you imagine how awful I felt? No way in hell was I going to tell Ricky that, he'd be crushed, and I have to keep lying for her to him because she won't phone him....not that I'd want her to, Ricky's too nice to get hurt like that.

Other than this, my boyfriend was taking a piss int he woods, and I walked away to give him some privacy y'know, nobody likes being watched taking a piss, but rhiannon walked over there and said she wanted to see what is dick looked like, when he wouldn't let her see she asked me about the size??? WTF???? then shouted "you're still a vigin then???" when I said I had no idea.....sigh......she doesn't understand that I'm saving myself and just because she's a slut doesn't mean I have to be....poor Ricky.

Where do I begin? I live near Morecambe bay and there as been lots of news coverage about the cockle pickers drowning. It is a sad fact of life, and no way am I a racist. As a tax paying British citizen since 1979, I find it more and more difficult to be non-biased about this, no, my country's, immigration policy. Why should anyone regardless of colour or creed come into this country and claim benefits. I know because I have a mortgage I would be entitled to a dam site less than they would get. For all you libs, fuck off I speak for 40ish people in my town.

Just because I have different alloy wheels on my car 2 standard I'm suddenly a criminal that needs 2 be pulled over every 10 minutes to check that I have insurance and tax and MOT (on a year old car???). Fucking idiot coppers. Revenge is sweet though coz the one copper that keeps bitching at me, and everyone else like me, crashed his Ford Focus estate cop car because he was driving recklessly in a built up area without his sirens on and hit a mk2 golf! gutted... loser. And he's supposed 2 be an advanced driver??? How does he have the right 2 tell me I'm not worthy of a driving license???? Fuck u mr copper man. FUCK YOU!!!

What pisses me off is old women in the supermarket who are slow and when they come to paying they don't know where their purse is, like they forgot they had to pay. Twats.

People (usually Americans and sad American wannabes) who say "pissed" when they mean "pissed off". When they say "I am pissed" or "I am mad", I just laugh! Same with sad Americanisms like "pissy".

Wanna know what pisses me off! When I pick up the phone to call my friend and it gives me this shit about pressing *82 and then calling because their phone doesnt accept private calls. If I was going call them anyways why the fuck does it matter if I put *82 before the number.

Tescos piss me off. They are supposed to be ISPs but evertime I go on line it switches off when I'm in the middle of something, my email address has been blocked because of "BLASTER WORM" what about my emails I could have won lucky lotto, banana lotto, how am I to know? And now I find I cant even go there in my bikini top. Safeways here I come!

What really pisses me off is the fact that the things that really piss me off were not posted. You bastards.

This guy I know, named Quincy, he claims he likes me and yet he always has a fucking girl and when I accuse him of having one, he goes off and keeps saying he doesnt, knowing I always catch him up in a fucking lie, and then...........omg enuf about him, I'm getting even more pissed just writing about it.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When ppl call and dont say nuthin, When bitches b hatin on me for no fuckin reason, when ppl look at me, knowing they wanna say something but they jusss sit/stand there staring, omg thats fucking enuf for now cuz I'm now pissed!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate people that want others to feel sorry for them or want attention..if you want attention fucking go shoot yourself, Jesus Christ!

Right, what makes me fucking mad is stupid bitches that have to know everything...like they cant be wrong...I wanna fucking drown them all...Die dumb fucks I hate you!!!!

You know what pisses me off? When people are outside the car and they try to pull the handle at the same time you try to unlock it... and the process continues until you have to tell them to stop pulling on the handle... thats what pisses me off!!

Why is it my girlfriend will say "I haven't told you have I" when she starts a conversation, I don't know what she is going to say so how do I know if she has told me or not

When people use 'text talk' that is a load of bollocks that no one understands. What's the point of abbreviating to to 2, it's only one letter more. Is just damn lazy if you ask me. There's now reason for it.

People that like Ruby wax piss me off

I wanted to open a bank account on line and all I get is pages of shit. That realy pisses me off

I get pissed off when people write stupid shit about how when David Beckham got sent off in a football match, he got a perspective of what it was like to be persecuted as a black man......... yeah right

I get pissed off when the battery in my mobile goes just when my friends telling my something interesting.

I get pissed off when stupid justin timberlake tries to be Micheal Jackson - sorry Justin but Usher's next in line.

I get pissed off when I get picked on for my colour but its OK for white people to go and get a tan.

I get pissed off when white people wanna start rippin off their clothes at the slightest hint of sunshine.

I'm from Canada, and I'm pissed off as hell!!!!! We've got the stupidist piece of shit prime minister(Cretien) of all time. Please don't lump all us Canadians as thinking like him. He needs to get his head out of his ass, think for just a second, and get the few troops we have over to Iraq!! I'm all in favour of the U.S being there and I hope they bomb the hell out of Saddam and the rest of his deranged family. I would like to appologize to the entire U.S for not being there with you guys. Cretien speaks only for himself and his own personal interests and not for the majority of Canadians!! Send a few of your navy seals over and get rid of this asshole and all the other liberals for us. We've spent how many millions of dollars on this damn gun registry!!?? But we can't even keep our shitty helicopters in the air safely!!?? What the hell is going on over here??? I'm embarrassed to be Canadian right now. Rally the troops, get the job done and come safely back home!! Godspeed!!!! [so sorry]

No its freakin' revolting I always eat stuff I hate.

I know where my watch is pal, where the feck is yours? Do I point @ my crotch then ask where da toilet is?

What a load of bullshit. Do they really think I'm gonna sit there and let them force feed me this shit? Surely not? And these people do not have a clue about anything apart from their own tiny little pissant puddle of knowledge. And they really think I'm gonna pay £15,000 for the priveledge of being brainwashed and getting a piece of paper that aint worth shit anyway? Surely they must be mistaken? Who do these twats think they are? Plus the fact that its all about money now NOT education, those fuckers havent even got the time of day for you, never mind discussing fucking lectures etc. What a load of shite, I stayed for 2 months got my loan and then told them where they could stick their stupid fucking degree. And the rich cunts fucking look down on you like your stupid!!!!!! hahahahahaha whaaaaat? Goddam they make me so fucking angry, stuck up stupid little rich cunts driving daddies car and jerking off to the lingerie section of their mums catalogue! Fucking wankas they make me want to puke puke puke and puke.....now fuck off and die you stupid fat lardy arsed disease ridden shallow as a fucking puddle, knowing knothing about life or anything else with iq's < old turd, sloane slutz I cannot stand to even be in the same town as you waaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Godammit they piss me off...they really do. I think that about covers it!

Theres this person on my college bus and he stinks the whole thing out. Then some girl will have to open a window, causing a massive cold draft. He has nasty greasy hair, get a wash for christ sake. This happens every day when I've just woken up and has to be put up with for the hour and 20 minute journey.

e.g. I was walking along the street and a man on a bike came out of nowhere and knocked me to the floor. GROUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUND you idiot! There is a simple rule for those who can't tell the difference:

• Inside - Floor
• Outside - Ground

Why is it that the precious world and civilization is in the hands of three fuck wits. 1 Fucking Stupid Cheating Drunk, 1 Cretinous Hypocrite and a Wanna Be Mobster?

Why didn't that plane hit the Pentagon properly?

When you come home from work to find your central heating boiler has broken and you dont have the money to buy a new one or get it repaired - help we are freezing

My beef is with fatties, Or fat fucking fuckfaces as I like to call them. I have dedicated my life to hating the more generously covered among us, and recently found this enlightening report on the subject. I understand that the format may not quite fit with the rest of your site, but my hatred of these people is so strong, that had I not sent you this email, I probably would had to go and drink meths for hours under the arches.

Eating vast amounts of food turns you into a disgusting fat fuck, scientists discovered recently. Symptoms range from slowly wheezing and panting when you go up the stairs to getting stuck in doorways. Top "fat scientist" Prof Arthur Wringleman has recently finished his 10 year research project which has turned up some interesting findings:

1. Fat people tend to stink. There are several reasons for this, firstly, as fat people are inherently lazy, they rarely wash. Combine this with the fact that many fatso's cannot actually scratch their own arses, let alone wash them and the way that fat people sweat all day long and you've got quite an off-putting odour. Recent discoveries have shown that fat people actually sweat to communicate with fellow fatties, warning the other fatties away from their pie for example, or putting out the message: "Help! I'm stuck in the lift again!"
2. Fat people are thick. This has been a well known characteristic of the fat bastard for some time. However, Prof Wringleman has found that the fatter the bastard, the thicker they are. A simple way to gauge a fatso's thickness is to ask them "Just how fat are you fuckface?" And then count in seconds the amount of time it takes them to go bright red and start sweating. Another good pointer is the more overweight a lardarse gets, the less they think they need to go on a diet.
3. Fat people moan about being fat. This is common place, but none the more normal for that. It would appear that most fat fuckheads are suffering from delusions regarding where all the flab comes from. They would have us believe that they just woke up one day and were suddenly comparable to a big pile of shit. This is simply not true, it takes years of face stuffing and general greed and sloth to achieve the massive girth some of these creatures possess.
4. Big is beautiful. This is the most unparrelled arse talk you will ever have to suffer hearing. I would ask those who beleive this mind numbimg rubbish to make a mental comparrison between, say Audrey Hepburn, and Queen Victoria. Well? That's right you fat bastards, it's just more cake headed bilge like everything else you may ever say. I advise you to eat your words, I'm sure you will be only too happy to oblige, and you can put gravy and dumplings with them if you don't consider your peanut brained waffle to be a square meal.
5. Fat people are jolly. Not after I've had a chat with them they aren't.

This message should be circulated throughout the internet community for the good of all humankind. These porkers must be stopped, before they make me throw up. If you are fat, I urge you to do us all a favour and jump in the nearest river. Please do not kill yourself on land as we're the ones who will have to clear it up. This, I'm sure you understand, is no small undertaking.

I always buy the cheap ones. They last about as long as the expensive ones, and they don't shut off,letting you're coffee get cold, which pisses me off. Trouble is, when you break the damn glass pot, a new pot costs more than a whole new coffee maker! That really pisses me off!

It pisses me off that Turks really consider Turkey a worthwhile contender for the EU. Despite their arbitrary police tortures and killings, opponent kidnappings and election frauds, and all their muslim dick crippling and women's oppression shit. the majority sneers at Europeans, and they just give a damn fuck for western ethics and culture. And it pisses me off, that insane, militant muslims reclaim superiority over the benevolent, charitable society on whose social benefits they spend their parasital existences, without getting kicked back to their native premises immediately.

Doesn't it really piss you off when your girl has got some butt ugly bloke sucking up to her at every chance he gets just trying to get some flange, but when you say what a fuckin' twat he is she replies with "no hes a cutie" or "hes just a friend" he aint fuckin' cute, he's fuckin' retarded. If he was cute he could go out and pull one of his own women and not try to steal mine! The other thing is when they crack a stupid fuckin' joke and she pisses herself! It ain't fuckin' funny you dumb retared fuck! The worst thing that really gets under my skin is the fact that no matter how much bigger I am (5 11" 16 stone black belt taekwondo, compared to his 5 2" and about half a stone) I cant touch the bastard coz once again "he's a cutie" just wait till we break up!!

You know that flies have a light-activated loudness switch so when it goes dark they automatically get louder? By a factor of 297dB?

The fire fighters of the UK moan like bitches, fuckin' arseholes. As a solider I'm left with the question, why am I doin there fuckin job? Bunch of cock suckers.

I am pissed that a good healthy, kid Like Matthew Steven Renfro can be led to slaughter by his unfit mother Helena, and the well meaning granparents don't understand that Matt might have to go to prision at 20, please pray for matt.

You know what really pisses me off? When I want to talk with someone and I want to call them up and they give me some B.S. excuse that they don't have enough minutes on their darn cell phone! If you dont want to talk with me stop being such a pussy and tell me straight up. I am a big girl and really hate it when people waste my time like that. It also pisses me off when I'm talking to someone and they walk away in the middle of my damn sentence WTF!? Do I have to be juggling and acting like a moron just so you will pay attention? I also hate it when I'm at work and just because you can't give into peoples demands they threaten you by saying they are going to another place..I don't give a rat's ass!! Go!! But then again I no longer have a job...that pisses me off as well. Oh yeah another thing that pisses me off is that people think that I am not smart and will try to take advantage of me no not sexually. I also hate it when your standing in line and the damn person doesnt know what the hell they are doing! AAAAAAAAAARGH! *Sigh* Thanks I feel better now

Just spent £250 upgrading my computer to run correctly, problem is I still have a problem especially when trying to run the office program, it keeps throwing me out because of my 3dfx voodoo card, but when I go to a site to find an updated version nothing seems to work. Have spent most of Sunday trying to locate a 32 bit version rather than a 16 bit because that's what I think the problem is. There is never enough information and you get all this crap before you finally reach your destination. Why can't computers and the Internet be more straight forward. Really is sending me around the twist.

I swear, everything pisses me off, I like this guy and no this other god damned girl gets him, and she doesnt brush her hair, and hes like really popular, and I love him, and she flirts w/ everyone, and it pisses me off cuz ahhh I cant have him and also my parents piss me off because they only take me places if its dropping me off at a friends house or some shit like that! and omg I think I would rather be dead than have to live here, I wanna run away, but I gots no money, thanks for lettin me get that out!...have a nice day!!!

Realising that there is someone else in the world called Ian Dunn