Ian's Pissed Off Page

I am so pissed off right now. I went to a party with my girlfriend last weekend, and she had to leave early. Apparently some asshole told her that I was, "all over" her best friend after she left. Not only did this asshole tell her this, but my girlfriend told me this isn't the first time the liar has told her this sort of crap. I can barely stand it, she won't tell me who told her this lie, and I want to punch a hole in a wall. Want to know what really happened after my girlfriend left at 11:20? Well, at 11:45 I left with four friends to go to another house and play basketball. I didn't even see her friend for more than 15 minutes after my girlfriend left!! Now, if my girlfriend didn't believe this crap, I wouldn't really care so much, but she told me that people, "can't just make this stuff up. It has to be based on SOMETHING." That is BULLSHIT. I never even touched her friend. I am so pissed off. I swear, if I find out who told her this crap, they're going to be sorry.

When u'r best friend's parents are going out of town, so she plans to stay @ your house, but then decides to go to a party that your mom won't let you go to and stays at their house instead and ditches you. Then they say, U'r not pissed off are you?

What was the fucking point in the millennium dome????? They spent billions of pounds on it, just to keep it open for 1 fucking year!!!!! Why couldn't the fucking bastards spend that money on something good which will be there for years to come.

Britney 'fucking' Spears and Ricky 'twat face' Martin piss us off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! American singers, apart from the rockers, are all the fucking same silicone inplanted bastards who go around thinking the worlds fucking great with their fake smile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate rude arseholes who think its funny to yell out sad things to people who are just trying to go for a walk. These are just some of the things yelled at me by stupid arseholes recently (and i was only trying to walk home! aaargh!)

• You fat bitch! (and I am NOT fat)
• Hey baby! *whistles*
• Take your top off!!! (uh... tempting suggestion... NOT)
• Ho! Ho! Ho! (and then they attempted to wave at me)
• You WHORE!

The "fat bitch" comment was made because I was actually jogging at the time, trying to get fit. The "Hey baby" and "Take your top off" were disgustingly, made by middle aged men (and i'm only 17). "Ho Ho Ho" were like, 14 year olds trying to be funny. And "YOU WHORE" pissed me off the most. I dont know who it was or why it was said. I am far from a whore. So, I'm blonde and wearing a tank top? BIG FUCKING DEAL! It was a bloody hot day and i had a half hour walk ahead of me! What was I supposed to do, wear big puffy ski clothes covering every millimeter of my body in the hot sun just so some stupid bastard can't make sexual comments??????? AND also, if he wasnt in his stupid boy racer car, would he have bothered to make such a comment in the street? I think NOT. And if he had tried it, he would have had half his teeth missing! (and thats on a good day!)

I can not believe the idiots that actually have control of this already maddening world. 3 wks ago a ditzy blonde made a U-turn from the right lane right in front of us. When we clipped her, (doing no damage to her car), we slowed down so fast that the full size truck behind us barreled on in. Lot's of damage there! Suddenly I have to renew my insurance and fight with hers. Won a few battles, jest cuz I am one little pissed off kinda women. But now, after making arrangements with my auto loan carrier for the umpteenth time, they somehow don't have it logged and when they find it, of course it's not correct. Not only do I work my little butt off 5 days a week 10 hours a day with a big batch of blooming idiots, I have to put up with lousy service providers..... Just Sick Of It........ Pissed Off Too!

No really this is a pisser. I have been married for 3, almost 4, years and I get the same old shit every damn time a hair crawls up his rear. He takes care of me ... HORSE stuff, I work 50 60 hours a week running all day long then home to care for the kids, him, do their laundry, my nightly duty and yet he takes care of me ... I fail to see the real truth in that that PISSES me OFF I make the same money he does only I don't get as dirty what's the real story and why do guys think they do more then women?

I find it incredibly annoying hearing self-righteous sounding English people who say (in relation to the current major delays on all train networks) "well, I'd rather be late than be dead". What kind of reasoning is that? I'd rather be on time and alive. Railtrack (who owns the tracks on the networks) have saved heaps of money since rail was privatised by not ensuring that broken rails get replaced as, obviously, profits were more important (and still are). However, since the recent train disasters which cost some people their lives, Railtrack have decided to go on a major "fix it" blitz causing major delays to commuters (for the next three months). Don't these people realise that, if Railtrack had been doing their job properly in the first place and fixing the problems as they occurred, us passengers wouldn't have to face the long winter months ahead delayed on trains to and from work.

People who always need advice, or ask for advice, or follow advice piss me off! Why do you need advice when you have your own mind that's just as good and probably better, since you know yourself better than they do!? People who ask for advice are really just looking to affirm the decision that they already made, so it's totally pointless. People who FOLLOW advice are the biggest douchebags of all, because it always works out that whatever you thought you needed advice on gets completely fucked up. So don't ask me what i think about your own personal shit, because that's exactly what it is- YOUR SHIT. I have my own to deal with!

You know the type knows everything about everything, or so they think but actualy know f*** all and insist on telling you all about their opinions without being willing to listen to another's point of view, in the words of a wise man opinions are like arseholes and some people stink. That's what I think anyway.

I'm pissed off because of all the grownups in the world that say "do as I say not as I do".

I go to McDonalds, and I order a burger (doesn't matter which one), and it comes with onions on it. So, from that point on I ask for the burger without onion. Then, the 12 year old working at McDonalds gives you a big sigh, because they are so lazy that they don't want to have to press that extra button. Then, 20 minutes later (because it takes them 10 minutes to scrape it back off the burger), they give you the burger. Only, they've mixed it up with another of the same burger. It stills has onion on it. I could scrape the onion off, but I say NO. Why should I scrape it off. They screwed up. So, 20 minutes later after you're made to feel like a jerk, you get another burger. Oh.. and this burger has onion too... more, in fact. So... you go back to the counter. You line up for 10 minutes, tell the manager what has happened. The manager, a 17 year old gives you a big sigh, and then goes off to talk to someone else for 10 minutes. Then comes back and gives you a gift certificate for a free meal and orders you another burger. This burger still comes with onion. And of course, the free meal you will get at your next visit will also come with lots of onion. In fact, every burger at McDonalds comes with onion. Even a hamburger in a happy meal comes with onion. And, lots of little kids like onion... don't they? As a person who hates onion and has learned the hard way, that its nearly impossible to find food anywhere that doesn't contain it, I have one suggestion for anyone else who hates it - stay clear of McDonalds. Try Burger King.. most of their burgers don't have onion on them. And if the burger does, you can specify that you want no onion, and they actually listen to you.

I get pissed off by the amount of so-called "students" who are all over the place these days. This is mostly down to the fact that there are so many shite universities these days that let you in for being able to spell your name. Don't get me wrong, I am a student myself, but I can't stand these thick bastards running around in their retro gear trying to act the part. They all walk around with mobiles talking shite not realising that no employer would touch them with a bargepole with their crappy degrees in "leisure management" and "beauty therapy". Being a student these days is all about being fashionable and trying to prolong the eventual agony of getting a dead-end desk job and calling your self a "consultant" - yeah right! These losers should stop degrading a universty degree as well as kidding themselves on that they are intelligent and have prospects.

Realising that I have only 5 minutes to go to meet up for a very important meeting with business associates, I agree to take my mum out to the shops. She tells me she's only going to take 2 seconds, but what she REALLY means is that she is going to take 2 hours trying to decide on what she wants. To make things worse she tries on millions and millions of clothes and finally when she decides which one she wants, it ends up being the first one she bloody picked out. Being a girl myself, I can sorta understand, but why is it that mums don't seem to listen and realize that when u are in a hurry and u need to get somewhere, you REALLY mean it. Doesn't matter how important or how less important it seems.

Good project: OK, so you work on a project and everything goes smoothly. The project is a manageable size. The customer is understanding. The dates are realistic. Everyone on the team works hard. You get it done. Your boss is thrilled. Everyone celebrates and tells you how great you are! Pat on the back! Job well done! Great teamwork!!!

Bad project: the project is handed to you. You are the 3rd project manager on the project. The customer is already pissed off when they first meet you. The customer is extremely demanding and the dates are completely unrealistic. You are provided with inadequate and inexperienced team members. You work your ASS OFF for weeks and months!! It never seems to end. Every time a new resource is added you have to train them plus get your own work done. You feel like the weight of the world is on your shoulders. A resource was added and then taken away. I tell her I cannot possibly do everything that is expected of me. What does your boss do? Beat you up and say (I'm paraphrasing here) 'Tough shit! You're the project manager. Deal with it'. My response? Screw you.

So the moral is ... when thing are going well and you don't need support, everyone is happy and supportive. When things are going poorly and you desperately need support, you don't get shit.

Kids who think there funny by trying to piss others off. They're all just looking for fun but they dont realize that the person they're doing shit to ain't going to take it forever. Little fairy boys who stay in a group of lil' fairy boys cuz they know there going to get there arse kicked if they are alone. That's what pisses me off, queers who only start shit when there around there lil' queer friends. Then when you do something to one they all try shit. They should stand for themself and stop being chickenshits. Awwww lil' fairy boys are annoying as hell and should all be locked up. LOL. That'ss what i think pisses me off the most.

Ya know something that really pisses me off? well I'll tell ya. This friday a bunch of my friends are going to Ocean City , ya know just to have fun, and I'm stuck at home because I'm a girl! Ya a girl! and it sucks cuz most of my friends are guys and so when ever I want to go anywhere, or hang with any of them, I cant cuz my parents are too afraid of me getting raped or something. So I have to stay home and let my life go bye because of my parents. I think they need to chill the fuck out and let me alone. Don't they have their own shit to worry about and let me make some choices gggeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzz!!!!

Teenie-boppers really piss me off come on britney speres makes one happy horse shit song and becomes the most popular piece of crap in the charts and then they play her songs every 5 miniutes aaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

My damn English-honors teacher thinks it would be funny or something if she gave us 2 books to, not only read, but answer 50 questions each for and then write essays about them, and to top it off, that's over our summer vacation!! And then she has the audacity to say "Enjoy your summer!". How the hell can we enjoy our summer when we have to do homework over it? And I can't even put it off very long because one of them is due just one month into vacation! So if anyone out there has read Night by Elie Weisel or Walkabout by god-only-knows-who and has a damn essay or notes or anything about them to send to me..please do so that I can at least kind of enjoy my damn summer.

One thing that pisses me off is when you go to a relatives house to visit (one you wont see for who knows how long) and the whole time your there they totally ignore you and whould rather spend the day talking on the phone and screaming (get out of my room, which has all of your things in it)

you know what really pisses me off? LAZY-ASS ROOMATES!!!! ...roomates who sleep until 2PM and "DON'T HAVE TIME" to wash their own dishes, scrub the black scum out of their toilet, clean the toothbrush splatter off of their bathroom mirror that is thick enough to recycle back into a tube of toothpaste, wash their male-musk-scented bed sheets that funk up the whole house!!! ....ROOMATES that say, "just let me know if you need anything" and you say "How's about cutting the FRICKIN' grass this year?" and they borrow a weed-eater and let it set in the yard with rest with rest of their junk for months until finally the borrowee comes and reclaims the weed-eater, ALL WITHOUT EVER HAVING CUT THE GRASS!!! ...ROOMATES who will TRIP and FALL over the TRASH bag placed in front of their door without ever having realized that, indeed, the trash needs taking out!!!! ....ROOMATES who are too lazy to put oil in thier new car which Dad probably paid for, and then blow up the engine and expect you to drive them around...ROOMATES who bitch and groan about how their not getting enough hours at work and that's why they can't pay their rent, when, in actuality, they're not getting enough hours because they're such a lazy-ass at work, as well as they are at home...ROOMATES who bitch and groan about how women who never go out with them when it's PRETTY FUCKING OBVIOUS that they are a lazy-ass to any woman who visits the PIG-STY in which they live...ROOMATES who say, "I really love you guys, you're the best friends" and really mean it, when you really just wish he would get a clue and pick up on your continual sarcastic, undermining remarks, get a life, and move on. ROOMATES who must ask "BUT WHY?" or "but ... (fill in some lame excuse here) WHEN YOU ASK THEM TO MOVE OUT!!!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE???? WHY CAN'T THEY GET A CLUE???!!!!

Why does nearly every DVD list "Interactive Menus" and "Scene Access" under the heading "SPECIAL FEATURES". Next thing you know they'll try and sneak "Illustrated Cover" and "Accessible Box" on the back as well.

He's an asshole. Bill is leaving for college 6 hours away in slightly over 2 months. Though neither of us has much of anything to do, we get to see each other twice a week for about 4 hours at a time, for no fucking reason at all. Of course, since his dad is the supreme authority on everything, he's already decided that my parents (whom he's never met) aren't going to let me go to Bill's college (which I've wanted to go to for years regardless), meaning that as far as he's concerned, we're never going to see each other again. But we get to talk on the phone all of half an hour a day and then get cut off because Bill has to go watch a taped TV program that he's seen 20 times already, and he has to watch it RIGHT NOW, because this is more important than allowing him to ever see his girlfriend of a year and a half, whom he's apparently never going to see again come September.

My mom says it's too expensive, and then my dad tells me I should go to Princeton, at which there wouldn't even be a possibility of a scholarship. My mom tells me I should go to this cheap second-rate school (School A, or let's say School CWRU) and shows me their numbers and tells me those are great numbers. My dad shows me the numbers of the school I want to go to (School B, or let's say School UChicago) and says they're not good enough, go to MIT. The thing is, UChicago's numbers are undeniably twice as good as CWRU's. This is absurd. This whole fucking situation is absurd.

I have a new Caravan with 5000 miles on it in less than 2 months I ruined one tire, due to a rock break. The closest I can find another tire is 1200 miles in Reno Nevada and will take 10 days to get it. How would you like to sit at some road side or little town waiting 10 days for a replacement. I am afraid to go anywhere in this vehicle now. Yes I have one spare, but with it ruined, I would be stranded if anything else happened on the road. The trouble is, Chrysler changed to 17 inch tires and they aren't available at tire dealers. The dealers tell me these tires have such weak sidewalls they aren't going to stand up under anything but the smoothest roads.

Twats piss me off! (and really inarticulate people).

Self-absorbed Jerks are everywhere -- civility is a lost art. Although I secretly applaud the avengers, the new "art in human interaction" is revenge ... USUALLY from some other self-absorbed jerk.

Self-absorbed "importance" is rampant; we see it everywhere .....the pretentious loud cellphone conversations in public areas, bureaucrats who refer to themselves as "we," undereducated receptionists who screen calls answering questions as if they really knew, the abusive brand-spanky-new-just out-of the-wrapper Supervisor, the student who took one Psychology course and fancy themselves enlightened using psycho-babble and labeling everyone, copycat intellects who have never had an original thought, etc., the list is LONG!!

But nowhere else do we see these jerks as much as we see them in any shared area involving heavy traffic (the road, sidewalks and aisleways). Selfish people who create hazard and/or frustration for others in any heavy traffic area instigate rage -- especially from other self-absorbed jerks.

My latest peeve, are those shoppers who abandoned their shopping carts. They block the grocery aisle, while shopping elsewhere. What is that ?? -- Or they block one side of the aisle with the cart, walk to the other side of the aisle to ponder prices, all the while pretending not to see you waiting to get by them and their cart. You never know how creative some other self-absorbed jerk can get to teach you what a rude self-absorbed jerk you are. Squeeeeeze your bread, drop a few extra items in or take a few out, move your cart to the other end of the store. It relaxes me to ponder these things, but the polite thing to do is to say "Excuse me," all the while I'm stifling my own inner professional jerk, who wants to add "you blind fatass aisle hog."

This goes for people who stop for conversation in the aisleways of huge lecture halls, stadiums etc, or side-by-side moving car conversations .... all self-centered pigs. Aren't they so special?

I'm pissed off , last week I was made redundant (they gave me 4 weeks). This week they told me that I'm not redundant but I could be again at any time. I think they are pissing me about and there is nothing I can do about it.

"life, don't talk to me about life........" - Marvine the paranoid android (Hitchhikers Guide)

What seriously pisses me off is being ripped off by UK car manufacturers and dealers who charge seriously over the odds for UK cars. So, rather than being ripped off by companies more interested in their HUGE profit margins, customers are forced to seek cars in Europe at much lower prices. So, what do UK car manufacturers say in light of the Government's report on the Recommended Retail Prices they charge? Nope, they don't hang their heads in shame - instead they say they will just raise the prices in Europe to stop people buying cars at a more reasonable price. BASTARDS!

I been to London for a month or so, back in 96. I Stayed in Russell square, fucking tourist central, and that's what pisses me off ................ TOURISTS ....... I fucking HATE tourists. When I'm a tourist, I piss myself off.... I know how it is, I'm right by the city, these clueless bastards with the backpack on backwards "so that they don't get mugged" or something, sticking out like a target, afraid to cross streets and looking up all the time like they've never seen a building before. The rest of the world has buildings, too, why do you have to stop in the middle of the goddamn sidewalk, and look up at ours? I tend to kick these people really hard in the (preferably right) shin, and then quickly look up, and mill around aimlessly with this shit-eating expression on my face. I blend right in with the assshole I just kicked. At least they finally look down.

President Kennedy was not assasinated by the CIA or the FBI. He wasn't killed to protect the secret of the US government/alien peace talks. The US government didn't offer the aliens the right to penetrate US air-space and ass-rape innocent Americans citizens to learn about that "human thing you call love". The aliens never gave the US government alien anti-gravity stealth technology in return for all the ass-raping funcoughexperiments. Intel didn't develop the Pentium III's CPUID technology that allows them to break into our computers from the alien technology and the US government didn't develop their cookie technology that allows them to break into our computers from the alien technology either. Lastly the US government didn't persuade Bill Gates to insert a secret backdoor into all Microsoft products in exchange for a guarantee that they wouldn't tell the aliens he was "a sweet piece of ass".

However... obviously... Janet Reno is the alien queen and Elvis did fake his death so he could travel to the alien homeworld and teach "human thing you call love" classes.

You know those little tabs at the end of tennis shoes? When you try to put your foot in the shoe the whole damn back-heal caves in! AGGGGGHHHHHHHH!

You know what pisses me off? The whole fucking pissed-off mood I'm in!

why do ugly people dress like tramps, never brush OR get there fuckin hair cut ! BEE-ATCH

All boy racers are wankers, pricks.

Phil Collins is shit!

Normally i dont get pissed off very often, but it is REALLY starting to get to me how NO ONE sells jeans for women that are 36". ok, some stores do (you have to look really hard to find them) but if they do, its never in any fashionable styles, and never in sizes smaller than 10! Are ALL tall women fat? NO. Do ALL tall women want to wear matronly K-mart looking slacks and shirts? hell NO! so why the fuck arent there any stores that sell to YOUNG TALL GIRLS?? come ON you stupid fuck heads! GOD. i know everyone gets pissed off about runway models and how no one looks like that, but HELLO, i look like that and i dont starve myself to do it! some people are just naturally tall and slim and we shouldnt be PUNISHED for it by being forced to wear UGLY SHORT JEANS. ~UGH!!!!!!~

You NEED to make a call but when you check you don't have anything smaller than a £1 coin. So while inwardly cursing and shaking your fist at your deity of choice, you put the coin in. Your call finishes with maybe 80p left and as you reluctantly put the handset back in it's cradle, you hear your whole £1 dropping into the phone company's pocket. WHY??? Fucking FuCKinG FUCKING WHY??? If I get a can of Coke out of a vending machine and it can give me change, why the hell can't a phone? Is there not enough space to contain or calculate the right amount of change? Well then make the damn things bigger ya' bastards.

And why does no-one get off their fat soap-watching couch-imprinting asses and do something about this?

Don't people who ask stupid questions really piss you off? Are you growing your hair? Can I fucking stop it? Does my arse look big in this? If I say "it looks massive" you'll stab me, If I say "no of couse not," you'll say"no..honestly.." then stab me. You can't fucking win!! Fucked if you lie, fucked if you tell the truth!!

You know what really pisses me off? Assholes women who send those bloody "pass on to 5 other people in the next hour and something good will happen." messages. Almost every single one I have recieved was started by a bloody woman, and EVERY time the last person to send it on was one of my female friends. Please do me a big favour and send any shit you get by E-mail to <address cut by Ian, sorry, I don't think I can do this> she deserves everything she bloody gets. God she pissed off the wrong person today!

Teenie-boppers really piss me off, come on Britney Speirs makes one happy horse shit song and becomes the most popular peice of crap in the charts and then they play her songs every 5 miniutes. aaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

Do these companies/websites that offer a free CD-Rom programme really think that the public are a gullible bunch of dickheads?? I came across a site that was offering a variety of "free" CD-Rom stuff .... lets run that one again folks ... ABSOLUTELY FREE ... you only have to pay for the postage of .... wait for it .... $20. I mean, please, give me a break ... some stupid piece of shite CD-Rom that weighs like, practically nothing, costs $20 to send!?!? I don't bloody think so!

Why is it that some people believe that if you vote for one particularly party basically the entire country is going to come to an end and everything will get fucked up (i.e. if you vote labour/Tony Blair), but if you vote for an other party (i.e. Tory/William Hague) everything is fine? Come on, let's get a grip on stuff here! Whoever you vote for, that party will fuck the country up (or fuck you up) in some way. The NHS will always suck (go to your local A&E department, wait 5-6 hours and you'll see what I mean), the stupid waste of money that is the Dome was started by one party and carried on by the party that took over, taxes will always screw you in some way ... ALL POLITICIANS SUCK AND THEY ALL MOSTLY LIE. This is life. It doesn't matter who you vote for ...

It pisses me off when people bitch and moan about stupid shitty things like, "Oh I fucking hate it when people..." SHUT THE FUCK UP. I don't even need to finish my sentence. Its so fucking stupid when people bitch and bitch and bitch and bitch. Now, granted, I bitch alot. But I have reasons when I bitch. I don't just sit there and find things to bitch about. And why the fuck do airplanes have fucking floatation devices under the seats instead of fucking parachutes? Ok, I live in America right? I wanna go from the East Coast to the West Coast in a plance. HOW MANY FUCKING OCEANS ARE THERE IN BETWEEN THAT WE'RE GOING TO CRASH INTO! Give us some fucking parachutes. Oh yeah, what the FUCK is up with these god damn models? Making all these teenage girls go off and stop eating because they've got to stick a fucking finger down their throat everytime they go on the damn catwalk. I'd like to throw a fucking pizza up on the catwalk and watch em scramble. I DESPISE when people are assholes on the road. Yeah, it is a good argument to make because it can hurt people. IT PISSES ME OFF. I'm going to school, and all these bastards are cutting me off in their fucking mustangs like they own the fucking road or something. Oh yeah real cool. You can cut me off. How bout I crash into you and fuckin bash your head into the sidewalk? Would that be cool? I thought so, so stop cutting me off. Oh yeah, all those fucking old bitches all hunched over like they got fuckin polio or something, fuckin drivin like its 1925 and we have to go 2 miles per hour in the passing lane. What the hell is up with that? GO THE GOD DAMN SPEED LIMIT OR I'M GONNA RUN YOUR ASS OVER!

Thank you for your time and unless you're going to make a point SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!! Oh yeah, Happy New Year. If we're not all fucking dead from all the riots that are going to break out by those religious people, have a great new millenium!

Maybe I do need help, but hey, it was dark, I was pissed off, and have you _seen_ some of the gates people have?? One in particular had its handle completely broken so the only way to open it was to reach over inside and find some microscopically small handle to open the damn thing. When you've opened 50 of them, you begin to get just slightly annoyed. Luckily I no longer do said paper round anymore so my sanity is slowly returning.

Dude, if you have to fumble around with a gate for a few hours, you must be doing something wrong and should seek help!!!

I means, whatthafuck...we have SEEDLESS grapes, so why do people keep offering me grapes with seeds ?!?! Every time some fuck gives me grapes with seeds, i feel like spitting the seed into their eyes !!

I'm pissed off about the bloody Labour party. How could anyone hve voted for them, you people are messed up in the head. Ok so politicians in general aren't all that great, but Tony fucking Blair? Tony "kiss my arse cos I'm so trendy" Blair, Tony " Its not my fault I haven't kept any of my promises- its the situation we inheirited from the last government" Blair, Tony "I play the guitar" Blair, Tony "lets spend billions of pounds on a lump that no-one wnats to go and see" Blair. Democracy is fine as long as they don't vote for a wanker like that.

...yep, it's mobile phone rage. Why is it, after dragging myself out of bed at some ungodly hour of the morning, getting ready for work in a sleepy haze and clamber aboard a train (where I hope to obtain a little more sleep time) do I seem to select the one carriage that has someone who decides to conduct their entire social life via their mobile phone. To top it off, they always use their loudest possible voice (just in case the people at the back of the carriage can't hear) whilst laughing as loudly as they possibly can (for the ENTIRE 50 minute journey - can anything be THAT funny?). I wish I had the guts as one passenger in our carriage did who, when the owner of the mobile phone decided to take a leak (stupidly leaving their mobile phone on the table) he got up and threw the mobile phone out of the train window (to the applause from all the other passengers). I wish someone would invent a device that, upon aiming it at the offending mobile phone, the mobile phone would immediately stop working .... I think it would be an instant success :o)